The Groan Zone: Jokes So Bad They're Good

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Consider yourself warned. These jokes are cheesy, ridiculous and almost guaranteed to earn an eye roll. But if you laugh, we promise not to tell.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.

What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner."

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.

Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"

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